Tats, Eyes, and Earthquakes

Today vanity totally won out and I tattooed myself... My eyes of all things. During the ordeal I got 4 injections in each eye and the tattoo gun. I opened my we once while the gun was coming down and that was enough for me to never look again! Oh yeah, and there was and earthquake. Yes, you read that right. With a needle literally millimeters away from my eyeball THERE WAS A FREAKIN EARTHQUAKE. I might rethink my vanity next time. Eh, probably not. But here's to people not asking about my health each time I drop my kids off at school. Maybe now they can focus on my eyes and the eyeliner instead of the designer bags I have under my eyes.